The broker in Miami Cabal Caught giants buried statues of St. Joseph

Nobody really knew how to Miami for the housing market was the arrest yesterday of a large number of promoters cemetery was a giant statue of St. Joseph in downtown Miami Circle, a pre-Columbian sacred site of the mouth of the Miami River . Regarded as the patron saint of real estate agents, the police were Sorperendus door is a portrait of the size.

  "This is the most important, we have the basics," warned a spokesman for the SWAT team, who wish to remain anonymous. "Over the years, the statues of St. Joseph in his time, but not on this scale. They are not more than 8-inches. This is a more than 8 meters in height."

 Real estate, long regarded as a cult of Mammon by many theologians, are burying statues of St. Joseph years acelerar sale. Known as' domareelaar in the cellar, "San Jose head often sepMany in the ground or a pot of ownership. Once the sale is made, it is expected that sellers find the statue and place it in a prominent place in their new home - not to answer the last part of his future could affect the luck, the "instructions" that images.

 In view of Miami catholiqueic is one of the largest population in the United States and a large number of volgelingen of Santeria, the Afro-Cuban religion that mixes with the saints cattOlic African deities, is not surprising that Phil left, owner of the site www.stjosephstatue.com, Miami is the largest market for this kind of thing. State considers that the 6000 images sold.

 And for all skep characteristics are reading this, says Mr. left you can visit their site to read testimonials about the picture in his name.

 "Sale," he said, "crazy.

 This could andareed to him, but one in San Jose, this dimension has molti analysts worried. For the first time in a decade, housing prices in August fell compared to previous sales. A report published this week by the Florida Association of Realtors paints a worrying picture. The houses have decreased by 34% and sales of condominiums fell by 41% compared to the logic of the previous year.

 Dvous police officers are faced with a mediator who has been swept away in handboeIEN was heard to shouteveryone to know that, "This is not advertising, I say: This is not a bubble!"

 According to the Miami SWAT team, the majority of authors are the initiators of arrests in the raid last night and that the public should not fear those who escaped. "Do not worry about your garden middenvan in the night to bury their statues. They left football, and we know how to read fingerprints. We've completed and imprisoned gezet first to know."

 What law is broken, SRI has  claimed to have desecrated a holy place.

 "What is sacred?" we asked.

 "The Club of Miami."

 Holy? Laughed. "There is nothing sacoque red circle around the hole in the ground. Hell, just found zoekopdrachtenin tooth and used a condom there. Some experts believe that this is not a septic viejo."

 "Listen, Bub," was told in clear terms: "As far as our country has spent $ 27 miglialjoen for him, is sacred."

  SRI can not say that.


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